The Surf delivery should be interesting!
A Guy
It never turned up, and I ended up tanning only one half of my face while waiting.
It's sore more than anything. Spiralisers and mandolins tend to slice rather than just cut, so I have a nice chunk missing from my right index finger. Annoying as it will take longer to heal than a regular cut. I got lots of sympathy "not again, you can't be trusted with that" .
You'll have to have a safety briefing and a risk assessment done before you're allowed to use that again.
Just been on the phone for just over an hour to sort out my Sky contract for the next 18 months.
Crikey, is that how long it took you to get through?